i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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