I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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