If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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