this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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