He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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