I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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