Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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