I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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