I wanna bring you to show and tell
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
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