im gay
i know
yea but for you.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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