I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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