You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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