Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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