he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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