this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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