69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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