I'm so fucking centered right now
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Liz is crying about burritos again.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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