Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Just invented taco cereal.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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