Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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