just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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