Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
accomplished twins. life is a go
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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