Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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