Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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