Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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