Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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