so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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