I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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