D3 body, D1 cock
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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