I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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