i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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