2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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