What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
