Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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