If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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