How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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