Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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