Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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