what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
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