Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
