I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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