So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
