Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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