I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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