A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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