let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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