I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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