Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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