saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I supernannyed him into submission
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
