Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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