never play flip cup with pint glasses
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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