UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
