We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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