Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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