so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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