Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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