I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize
