We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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