We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
