STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Idk if I want to put a bra on
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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