can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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