Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just found puke in my bra..
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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