I heard we made out
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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